Poppy, 23, Just vibing through life.
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Dhampir rogue, dwarf druid and triton fighter have just interrupted a ritual to open a sarcophagus. They decide to open it themselves to see if there's any treasure inside.
DR: "Hey, *dwarf*. Hold this lantern so we can see if anything spooky comes out of this thing."
DD: "I can't, I'm too short to shine it properly."
TF: "Can't you just turn into a giraffe and hold it in your mouth?"
DD (ooc): "Where would I have gotten a giraffe form from? I specialise in sea creatures!"
DR: "I'm pretty sure anything that comes out of this thing will have feet, just aim for the shins or something."
Character sheet for Shelby of Olikkar, the artificer Goliath! Loved building that chair, but who let this kid build a gun??🔫
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I cannot put into words how much I Fucking Loathe the fact that when you search something on youtube now it will randomly intersperse blocks of "people also watched" and "for you" into the results. That's not what I searched for, youtube. I typed in a search query because I wanted to see search results, not random unrelated garbage you have placed in my way apparently to either inconvenience me or force me to scroll further for actual results. I despise your wretched little games and every time I see it I can only instantly close the tab as I am overcome with the urge to burn something down.
"I despise your wretched little games" perfectly conveys how I feel about the entire algorithm/attention economy
They also refuse to actually show the parameters you searched for. If you sort by “upload date,” the first few videos might be more recent ones by upload date, but anything past that you’ll find a video that was uploaded five years ago, then five months ago, then three years ago, etc, which—NO! That’s NOT WHAT I ASKED FOR!! PUT THEM IN ORDER!!!
Also sometimes the “people also watched” bullcrap will not only be entirely unrelated, it will also be videos with violent, sometimes outright triggering thumbnails. I’ve gotten some AWFUL unrelated video thumbnails just when searching for video game music videos.
there’s no shame in needing to pause a physical activity to go get a glass of water. yes, this includes fucking
actually. happy disability pride month to any of my fellow disabled people who fuck different. who need to take sex slowly. who need to use an inhaler during sex. who need a wrist massage before or after sex. you’re epic, and you deserve to have your body rocked this disability pride month
the concept of platonic marriage is so appealing ngl. you mean i can marry whoever i want, get tax benefits and a roommate AND i don't have to worry about them thinking i'm unattractive? king shit
this post is a year and a half old and it's literally so funny to me. im aromantic now.
I think you were aromantic then, too.
